Sunday, September 10, 2006

On Strike!

So Brad Pitt says he won't marry again until everyone gets to marry.

("Everyone" meaning specifically same sex couples... how did everyone manage not to say that? )

Who knew Brad Pitt would step up and be the moral conscience of the nation? Do you think it was his idea?

Well, I also am declaring a moratorium on getting married until gay and lesbians can marry. Take that, you homophobes!

While we're at it, I'm not going to invade Iraq either.

1 comment:

Trope said...

Oh, I'm so here now. I came over from Bitch Ph.D, and am looking forward to more cookie posts. :)

Glad to know you're bringing peace to the world. If only we could call the White House to convince someone that you're in charge now.