Fun With Adsense

I was reading What Up Willy!'s drugstore observations today, where he was talking about Mucinex and Monistat 7. Long story short, Mucinex works for him, Monistat has a picture of it's applicator, which has fired Willy's imagination.

And I realized that all of Willy's Adsense ads all had to do with cold remedies and yeast infections. That's what they're supposed to do, right?

So if it's not too post-modern for you all, I'd like to indulge my curiosity and see what kinds of ads I can attract.

Of course I know that if I mention the words 'erectile disfuction' and 'Cialis' and 'male' and 'self confidence' and 'sex,' I'll probably get a bunch of 'Viagra' ads.

When I did a post about my Diet Snapple addiction, I don't remember getting any adsense ads about refreshments or groceries. But what if I want to QUIT SMOKING FAST! Or lose weight without exercising? What if I want to work from my home? Or take an online class towards an associates degree?
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Here's what really needs to happen today: I need to buy new shoes, I need to clean the upstairs, I need to buy some more Diet Snapple, I need to practice guitar, I need to call someone about my gas fireplace, I need to deposit a check, I need to do laundry.

Here's what's really gonna happen today: Nap.