Welcome to the 2007 San Patricio Limerick Festival!
Last year's festival was so much fun, I thought I wouldn't change much.
A limerick, of course, is a five line poem with the rhyming scheme of AABBA. Some famous limericks you might know are Hickory Dickory Dock, and There once was a man from Nantucket... There are more limerick resources here.
Limericks are often naughty, so I won't put any restrictions on what kind of entries you can send. However, if you do send me a super-bastos limerick, I promise I will enjoy it, but I can't promise it will stay posted.
Please post your original limericks in the comments section of this post, or email them to me if you'd like some peer editing.
I will award eShamrocks to entries which distinguish themselves in both form and substance. Enter as many times as possible.
Theme? There's no theme, is there? What rhymes with "global warming?"