Abstinence Surge!

Study: Abstinence classes don't stop sex. Duh.

Teenagers who have taken abstinence classes have the same number of sexual partners as the control group.

My question: who is talking to these kids about latex? What is the government doing to stop the spread of AIDS or prevent unwanted pregnancies, since their little abstinence classes are not actually effective?

We already know what the conservatives are going to say: more abstinence classes. We need to surge the abstinence classes, fight 'em on their turf, so we're not fighting them on our own.... wait, what?