Dick Cheney is a horse's ass.

Dicky was campagning in Eastern Washington last week, and in acknowledgement of his overwhelming unpopularity, he offered to campaign for Davey Reichert's opponent.

(We know Davey hung out with Dicky, but there doesn't seem to be a picture of them together on the internet. I'm pretty sure Dicky avoided taking pictures that could associated with very blue King County.)

Anyway, Davey's democratic challenger Darcy Burner is accepting Dicky's offer to help! Check it out on Horsesass.org!

By the way, if you want to see some political satire, you should check out Jesus' General.