Que viva San Patricio!

Good morning, from Baltimore, everyone, and Happy St. Patrick's day. I just wanted to show everyone how popular the Limerick Festival has been. I will award ribbons to distinguished limericks and authors on Monday when I get back to the 206; until then, by all means keep rhyming!

The woman in the room next to me has classical music playing on her clock radio on at all times during the day. It's so obnoxious. I went to bed past midnight, and it was still on.

She must have turned it off to sleep, and that's when I had my revenge. I am a snoring hazard, and I don't doubt for a second that she heard me sawing logs.