Acutal Conversation

L: So are you going to come to my party?

me: Wha?

L: Come on, you have to come! It's a Hawaiian party...

me: (showing interest) Oh! What kind of meat are you having?

L: What?

me: What kind of meat are you having for your Hawaiian party?

L: Well... whatever kind of meat you bring!

me: Are you... Do you not... There's no meat? Are there no Hawaiians?

L: No, are there supposed to be?

me: How... what makes it Hawaiian?

L: Because people wear hawaiian shirts and there's leis...

me: oh. So it's a hawaiian costume party.

L: yah.