Scandal

Mayor West of Spokane. This man is a train wreck. Last Thursday he told his colleague that he had online sex in his office at city hall. Oh no!

Ok, pedophilia and suicide are no laughing matters. Gay-hostile politicians who live in the closet; that's less grave than pedophilia and suicide, but it's still pretty tragic on many levels. Confessing to a colleague that you sit in your office and pleasure yourself, though, is over the top. Now the Spokane city attorney's office is working on the city's office masturbation policy.

If this were a movie script, it would be dismissed for being implausible.