My friend D is a better writer than most of us. Her essay about her hair http://eratoscreed.blogspot.com/ is a masterpiece.

D wrote some really nice things about me in her blog, so I feel obliged to respond with something equally as gracious. And I really, really would love to write something nice about her, and I could, because she does kick ass. But I'd really rather write about how crazy she gets.

Not today, though. In the future. Just so I don't forget, here are some notes.

*Food accidents and her lack of agency
*The bat
*Michigan Militia or Oprah?
*The club
*She ate out of my bowl
*D's role in Emergency Week (emergency food, emergency underwear)
*I don't understand email
*kuh-kuh-kuh!
*You know she likes porn
*I shave it!
*Lost baby carrot
*Cellist and the masturbating neighbor

Ah, damn, I'm cracking myself up. There are more stories to tell. I love you, D!