I don't care for bagels.

I don't care for bagels.

When I arrive at a workshop where there is a breakfast bagel bar, I feel resentment. Sometimes there's salmon spread or lox; I think that is a dirty trick, and it doesn't work on me anymore. I'm not ashamed of eating a pile of straight salmon spread.

Please don't send me an email about how I don't understand the bagel, about how I should try a real bagel fresh out of the oven from your favorite place, or toasted with X herb, or whatever. I disagree with the bagel on principle, and I'm not ashamed. The premise: my stomach does not handle white bread in an amount over, say, five bites... let alone white bread that's been boiled. Baking and toasting doesn't help, the white bread returns to its dough state in my stomach and then it's all farts and pain after that.

One time a classmate, a Filipina that had grown up in New York, brought a dozen bagels to class as a treat. She went home with eleven bagels in a bag. Eight of us had split one. Sorry, seven of them had split one, I declined.

She was interesting. She wrote part of the script for the video the class made, the part of the script that explained how to cook rice. The language was ok, but yikes, the rice recipe was technically wrong. I corrected it and didn't tell her.

I know all about rice... but I don't care for bagels.

So you enjoy your bagel; if you offer me one, I will smile and decline. I do not care for them, thank you.

Anyway, global warming will kill a lot us, and society won't be the same after that. The USA won't recover as a nation, and we'll all laugh bitterly about the frivolity of the great bagel debate of 2006.

Bush Pilot (with English subtitles)

Well, just in case you were doubting the importance of immigrants in this country.... play this video. Thanks, Twisty (I'll have to put the link in next; google and blogger aren't getting along.)

I Can Change Some Lightbulbs

I just got back from Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth.

The entire time I was mentally comparing the vast government denial with someone ignoring a health problem for years, say blood pressure... (it was 128/80 this afternoon.

It's time to stop relying on the hippies and the tree hugging new agers to save the world. The ice flows in Antarctica and Greenland could collapse catastrophically tomorrow.

The message can no longer be 'change your lightbulbs, buy a hybrid.' Americans love to save the world as individuals, but now we need environmentalism on an industrial level.

We have to limit carbon emissions, we have to protect forests, and we have to find renewable sources of energy, and we're not going to achieve all these things by eating granola. We have to act politically.

The Republicans know. They KNOW that this planet's coastlines could be different a year from now. They KNOW. They are just going to make their money and broker their power, and when the sea levels rise, they will step aside and let other people clean up their mess.

For those of us that have been looking for a prophet, Al Gore is a voice in the wilderness. Whether or not he creates a movement, whether or not he can manage to change history will depend on us. Maybe Big Oil will assasinate him.

Can somebody remind me again why Bushie backed out of Kyoto? Moron.