Be Quiet!

The other night I dreamt that the parish I grew up in, St. Michael's, had been sold and converted into a mainline Protestant mega-church, complete with sound engineers, wide-screen monitors, theater lighting, and stadium seating.

For some reason, the entire school was there, and I was sitting with a section full of freshmen and sophomores who I don't know. The faculty was spread really thin; I was supervising about 100 kids. And they wouldn't shut up! Be quiet! I ejected several students from my section.