Sunday, February 26, 2006

Shall I compare thee to a Russian Skater?

Olympic Champion ice dancers, Navka and Kostomarov are lovely, talented young people. Why are they dressed like..... Ewoks?

You KNOW they dance to Andean panflute music. How many kinds of wrong is that?

And what the heck is goin on here? Bastos!

Plushenko is the Olympic gold medalist in Men's figure skating. In possibly the greatest conceit of the all time most conceited Olympics, Plushenko has a somebody violin-sync on the ice.

And what the hell is going on here?

Well, it's a good thing the Russians are so kooky, it keeps us from investing too much of our national self-esteem in Jonny Weir and Bode Miller. Now that the Olympics are coming to a close, we should all be distracted by American Idol, lest we realize that our vice president is a jackass, the situation in Iraq is getting worse, and the church= state people are quietly sneaking away with the woman's right to choose.


Micaela said...

In response to "Sex Bomb": OMG WHY?! did you notice that Plashenko sounds a lot like Petringko?! bleh!

ding said...

i couldn't take the 'sex bomb' video anymore. once he started to do the hip thing i had to stop.

um...can i just say that me and roomie are addicted to Am. Idol? we are so in the taylor hicks corner it will take a small stick of dynamite to dislodge us. and that stick just might be that little girl, paris, who sounds like a less drunk billie holiday.