Monday, April 25, 2005

Post Now, Links Later. Be Patient.

Thanks D for setting up a bad link to feministing.com; it's especially interesting today.

1) Somebody asked Supreme Court Justice hizzonor Antonin Scalia if he sodomized his wife. Too bad there was no press there. Actually, that's exactly why there was no press there. His ultra conservative bs is tied to his Catholicism. Come one, Benny 16! Lay the smack down!

It is _____________ that the branch of government charged with protecting the constitution from the other two branches cannot keep Church and State separate in its own mind
a) offensive
b) alarming
c) idiotic
d) fascist

2) The miniseries Revelations. Ha! You know it's fiction because there's a Catholic nun who is obsessed with the end times. Funny! You know that there's no Catholics on the screenwriting team. It's hard enough to believe that a Catholic, even a nun, runs around quoting scripture.

3) There is a bird in Kenmore that has been hanging by its feet on the very end of an out of reach tree branch for the last couple days. A friend of mine noticed a couple of years ago that there is always one animal story on the local news, every night. I have yet to have seen a local newscast prove her wrong. Of course, I should confess I only watch channel 5, sometimes 13, because it's on at 10.

4) Don't sample perfume on the street! One woman sniffed a sample, and it turned out to be ETHER and she was attacked! Duh, it's an urban legend. Why is it on NBC news?

i should be cleaning, exercising, doing laundry, filing, grading, composing, practicing piano and guitar. I need to be excessively rich. some people just want it, but me, I really need it.

1 comment:

Delia Christina said...

re: revelations -
totally! they should have made it a white baptist guy battling satan. it's just that you guys have better symbols than we do.

i mean, we don't have holy water. we just have a 5 lb king james version of the bible (with concordance attached.)