Some of my thoughts:

I feel like I've seen the whole internet (minus all the porn, which I know is a lot). I love new school and office supplies. Pretentiousness makes good food taste mediocre. I should have studied music. I always buy the same brand of white socks, so I never have to look for a pair. I watch old people shows (csi, svu, west wing) and whatever simpsons star trek is on. As a rule, I don't care for curtains. I prefer to sleep in a chilly room with a warm blanket. David Spade bores me. I'm not even slightly interested in non-european wine, or mixed drinks with more than three ingredients, or lagers. I like canoeing. I look down on people without a sense of rhythm. Some kids are rotten, and there parents are SNOWED; the rotten kids can turn their lives around, but I've never seen a cure for snowed parents. I don't understand how teachers can score on a 'point system,' nor do I care to. One of the most ridiculous fallacies in White America is how they want their authority figures to be impartial. Another is when they set their ethnicities to zero. Another . . . I better change the subject.

People use sauce to cover up unremarkable food. I have no interest in restaurant chains. I liked sports better before athletes started behaving like trash. Filipino Americans have excellent thanksgiving dinners. Turkey with stuffing tasted good back when we expected turkey to be tough and dry. Its funny when people think that becoming sexually active makes them more interesting. When's the last time you had refried beans that were actually refried? What makes Seattle cool is a combination of natural beauty and urban populist vision. Civilized people in 2005 have both a cell phone and internet at home.

I do not belong to an organized political party: I am a Democrat (who said that, roy rogers or will rogers?). It's a shame that the Catholic Church so often gets hijacked by its hierarchy. I am tired of ER. I love to crack joints. I never thought Adam Sandler was funny. I think cranberries should be boiled in sugar, and then leave them alone. More people would learn language if they did what I told them instead of doing what they think I want them to do. I would love to have my own percussion ensemble.

I'm going to bed now.