Today I thought I'd go to Ikea and take advantage of the memorial day 'pay no sales tax' deal. But the place was a zoo, I didn't even want to park.

The monorail caught on fire today. It was just coming out of the EMP. Everyone was evacuated safely. Of course, the entire event was perfect for the media; during the Folklife festival, on Memorial Day, across the street from a tv station. Media perfect.

Please let me be the first to scream CONSPIRACY!

Tomorrow I'm going to get my hair cut and do all my grades.

I just saw a commercial from Kraft. They show how you can cut a hot dog a certain way so that when you boil it, it looks like an octopus. Then you put it on your bowl of mac and cheese.